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nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

zanetehaiden:

capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

I did

oh that was stunning. but what a terrifying life it would be.

(via mrjoyberry)

phildeezknuts:

where can I get these

my life summarized
ayyyy

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

(via maplelattedays)

ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

(Source: gaysavior, via tyleroakley)